Michal Paszkiewicz

south eastern bear hunt (we're going on a)

Based on a true story...


We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.

Uh-oh!
South Eastern Railway!

We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.
Oh no! We've got to go through it!

................

We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.

Uh-oh!
Some snow! Some actual, real snow!

We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.
Oh no! We've got to suspend the rail network.

................

We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.

Uh-oh!
A leaf, a big brown leaf!

We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.
Oh no! We've got to suspend the rail network.

................

We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.

Uh-oh!
A puddle, a BIG watery puddle!

We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.
Oh no! We've got to suspend the rail network.

................

What's that?
All the trains are cancelled?
*#~$!&%

published: Wed Aug 31 2016

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Michal Paszkiewicz reads books, solves equations and plays instruments whenever he isn't developing software for Transport For London. All views on this site are the author's views only and do not necessarily represent the views of TfL.